Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him "Can I also sit like
you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy".
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The
next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at
the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large
field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some
dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow
dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson:
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1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
shut!
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